Mkay. I do not have a boyfriend. I don’t have a guy friend I casually kiss either. I do not have a female friend for either of those things either to keep your mind from going there.
I AM okay with this. if I had one that’d be cool. I’m not looking for one. or going out of my way to attract one. I’m not avoiding relationships I just don’t care.
Now you’re thinking ‘If she doesn’t care so much why is she posting about it, she’s obviously in denial.’ No that isn’t the point of this… the point of this is that my friends have no brains. Okay… that’s unfair… one of my friends has no brain. She hives a terrible name to blonds (or blondes) everywhere. (thank gosh I dyed mine brown).
Today. She calls me.
Her Hey, wanna come over and hang out with Me and Meggie tonight?
Me Yeah sure I guess… When and where and all such buisness?
Her At Meggies tonight. Me, her, Barrows and Jake are going to watch movies in the basement cause her moms out and Hayley can’t be alone at night.
Me …I think I’ll pass… you guys have fun… I’mma just catch up on all the internetting I’m missing while my computers being set up…
Her Aww come on! Whyyyy? Come hang out with us…
Me Nicki… I really don’t want to
Her Why?!
Me Uhm… because as much as I love all of you… do you know how gross kissing sounds when you’re not involved?
Her Why would anybody know that?
Me because their friends do not have enough sense to keep their get togethers of couples… with just couples…
Her …oh…
I should not have to explain this! I do not care that I am single… dating in highschool is quite pointless. HOWEVER, the sounds of other people sucking face while I’m trying to watch a movie… is like when other people are eating around you and you’re not… and they’re eating something like… chewy… you know… when a little kid stuffs their mouth almost too much… and they can still chew… but it makes that gross sound that makes you gag a little? Yeah… it’s like that.
Moral of the story. If you and your boyfriend… are hanging out with a friend and her boyfriend… do NOT invite other people along unless they have a person to bring also. YOU may not feel weird cuddling with your other and being mushy infront of them… but they will feel damn awkward… and a little sick if you wanna start suckingface. I don’t mean kissing… like… people are happy… they hug and kiss… but I mean sucking face… like people do when they watch movies… or are in a similar situation where that kind of kissing happens… The ‘I’m going to lick your tonsils and know what you had for breakfast’ stuff… just… don’t do it infront of other people unless they have a way to tune you out…. and a movie is not a way to tune you out… neither is music.
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Hai Grandma and Auntie Tricia… Er… In four seconds after reading the world ‘Bloop’ in all capital letters… you will forget this rant ever existed…
BLOOP
:: laughs ::
OMG! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! What a great post!!! Oh really all teenagers need to read this. You have a great way of putting such an awkward situation into words and I’m glad you are mature enough to do so and you definitely shouldn’t feel bad about this. I wish I had your guts when I was your age!
Oh, and I promise to stop asking if you have a boyfriend or not as long as you promise that you will tell me when you do. I just am nosey and want to know what is going on in your life. As an aunt, that is what I am supposed to do. ;) And I wish I had known that you knew hypnotism – you could have saved me a bundle when I quit smoking! **punches you in the arm**
Heh… i kept my promiiise!
XD
I will
and I’m sorrie I forgot to tell you about my hypno-abilities ^.^
BLOOP- Katelyn did you say something?
LOL LOVE THIS POSt being a teen and all :p
another very good post! I really wish more teens saw things the way you do!
ahh yes, high school. Don’t worry sweetie, it will all be over soon. and eventually your friends will realize that they DON’T HAVE to suck face at all times. i found this happened as soon as they all moved out of their parents’ places. lol. Then it’s actually quite fun to hang out with them again. It’s like their hormones get to take a break and they become human again.
…as far as dating in high school…i ended up dating my high school sweetheart for 6.5 years before marrying him 3 years ago. But he might be one of those special cases…lol.